I am a 27 year old father of three. My first born is 9 so do the math….. I have been a parent for almost 10 years and they all seem to be still living so I can’t be doing that bad of a job….
Mess Up Parenting Tips- Parenting Tip # 57 How to Tell Your Children Santa Claus Isn’t RealNow that you have been lying to your children for several years telling them that on Christmas Eve you allow a fat man dressed in all red to break into your house and leave presents under the tree for exchange for milk and cookies, it’s time to ruin their imagination by telling your children you [...]
- Parenting Tip # 56 Never Talk to your Child, Always Yell at Them…..Many parenting tips suggest talking to your child, like getting down to their level and asking something of them in a nice pleasant tone. As a parent Daddy will try anything once, just to see if it works. So the other day I asked my son in the nicest way possible to go upstairs and [...]
- Parenting Tip # 55 The First Day of SchoolParents rejoice! The first day of school is a special event, it’s when your child is old enough to have free childcare, Oh, I guess they might learn some stuff too. It’s funny to watch some parents agonize over letting their baby go. One neighbor was crying at the bus stop saying, “It’s so hard, [...]
- Parenting Tip # 57 How to Tell Your Children Santa Claus Isn’t Real
37 Comments
June 13, 2009 at 4:33 am
I’m right behind you… just turned 27, and my kid is turning 8 next month. LOVE LOVE LOVE the blog, I’m putting you on my blogroll if that’s okay
I figure if it makes my MIL choke, its all good!
June 13, 2009 at 4:34 am
Thank you!
June 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
your website is quite funny and we can’t believe you are our age and have three kids. wild. keep writing, it eeez good stuff.
June 14, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Thank you. I am glad you enjoyed it…. Yeah. I try not to believe I have three kids too sometimes… JK….. Thank you again..
June 14, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Twenty-seven and three kids? My, you’ve been busy!
At least you’ll never be too old to enjoy them.
Peace!
June 14, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Yes, being so young I get to enjoy them longer… LOL…
June 14, 2009 at 8:04 pm
hey – you’ll be a young grandmother, like me; I’m 43 and my grandson’s 1!
June 14, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Hi again – please link to my blog, http://www.rivkahwrites.wordpress.com – I’m going to link to yours too!
June 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Thank you.. and I will link you right now…
June 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
LOVE IT! And here I am with my blog, being a total dork by writing advice that I’m sure my tween niece will merely scoff at anyway… I think your approach is much more helpful. Go Go fkdupdad!
June 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Thank you so much!
June 14, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Genius. And that’s all I have to say.
June 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Thank you so very much!
June 15, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Enjoy the blog! This is exactly how I was raised and I turned out fine. I’ll let some of my buddies know about this blog because their kids are ruining their lives. Some might say children are a gift, but I say a gift is something you can return for store credit!
June 15, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Thank you! You can sell them on the blackmarket? LOL
June 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm
What’s so crazy about having 3 kids at 27? I had 3 but they were younger…3, 2 and 1 years old. By 29 I had 4 kids.
Anyway…hilarious blog. Love the tips on choosing a favorite. My almost 9yo agrees that the favorite would be the youngest (who is 3). Now to find her a crown and sash, lol.
June 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Thank you! Glad you like it!
June 17, 2009 at 2:19 am
A NICE BLOG YOU HAVE . ONLY YOUR BLOG NAME TWISTS THE TONGUE . I AM PRACTISING TO PRONOUNCE IT PROPERLY FK….
June 17, 2009 at 2:21 am
Thank you…. very much…
June 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
This is hilarious! I can’t wait to read the blog “Messed Up Kids.”
June 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@lauradee24 Thank you I am glad you like it… I don’t think my kids will have a blog, more like a therapist.. JK… I am glad you like it though…
June 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I think you’re channeling my mother… LOL
Thanks for your comment on my blog.
June 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@R. G. Maines Thank you!
June 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Link Exchange.. let’s exchange links!
URL: http://www.mykidcandance.com
TITLE: My Kid Can Dance
I’m putting yours on my site.
June 30, 2009 at 10:38 pm
cool. I am adding you now…
July 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm
i too am a parent of 3 at 27 years old, mine are 4, and 2 year old twins…love the advice:)
July 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
never figgered out what caused the first one, didja? As most parents of preschoolers will tell you, abstinence is good.
July 14, 2009 at 1:15 am
This is so funny! What a great blog idea! I write a blog that is on football and gifts which is also a strange twist. Check it out and let me know if you like it. I suspect that the “Matt Cassel” post is totally your style. It isn’t a recent post, but you can find it under “June 2009″. Again, thanks for the laughs!
July 14, 2009 at 1:24 am
Opps, it’s at http://giftqb.wordpress.com/
July 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Great site. I look forward to looking around and reading more!
July 20, 2009 at 5:59 am
It’s refreshing to find another parent who can look at child rearing through sarcasm coated glasses. My new mantra for my kids is “everyone says ‘I want to be successful’ when I grow up, but how many people say ‘I want to be mediocre’? See, now you ARE special!”
Thanks for the laughs!
July 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Nice blog. Keep up the good work.
August 5, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Holy shit I think I just peed my pants. My kids think I’ve finally flipped my wig, sitting here laughing at a screen.
[Of course I'm ignoring them while surfing your blog... they need to learn to entertain themselves.]
JC on a pogo stick, you are one funny man.
August 10, 2009 at 10:17 pm
i have been cracking up for the past 15 mins.
August 13, 2009 at 11:01 am
Hey, I am at the other end of the scale… I am a 38 year old father of one. The looks are gone, the energy is fading fast and I contemplate at least once a day how much I would get for my kid on ebay…
Nice blog.
October 11, 2009 at 12:04 am
I stumbled upon your site while searching for info about Children’s Benadryl (for a sick cat). I’ve laughed so hard that my ribs are hurting!
My mom had my sister at 17 and me at 20 (then had her tubes tied a few weeks later). Like my mom always says, “Kids don’t come with an owner’s manual…you make it up as you go along!”
Keep it up!
November 4, 2009 at 1:25 am
Dang! I got it all wrong…I let my daughter beat me in scrabble! @http://experiencefatherhood.blogspot.com/2009/10/fatherhood-is-breeze.html
I just found your tips today and I messed up tip#22 big time.
Love your parenting tips and would follow your blog and link it right now.
Please link to my fatherhood adventures, too. http://www.experiencefatherhood.blogspot.com