Parenting Tip#1 Never Look Your Kid in the Eyes

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Never look your kids in the eyes cause then they want to play with you. If you engage them in the eyes they think you are free to do stuff and that usually includes playing with them, taking them to the park, or listening to some story about what they did at school. Never commit to full on eye contact, you will ruin your whole day(and we know they already ruined your life) instead of being productive you will be stuck hanging out with your child spending quality time.

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3 responses to “Parenting Tip#1 Never Look Your Kid in the Eyes

  1. Bullethead

    Werner Fasbinder said that “to know true terror was to look into the eyes of a chicken”. I suspect he meant children, but it didn’t translate well.

  2. rj

    Also, this is true on another level, because they will see you as equal if you look them in the eyes!!

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