Parenting Tip #12 Teach Your Child to Cheat

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Never tell your children winning isn’t everything, because then they will lose their competitive spark. Instead reinforce that winning is not only everything but the reason they are still allowed back in the house. It is important to teach your child before any activity that can determine a winner from football to the smallest competition of getting in line first at the lunch room, your child must know that cheating is the key to excelling in life. Cheating can not only help you win a simple game as a child, but it can open the door of opportunity later in life, like that one time daddy called human resource anonymously on the guy who beat him out for that promotion.

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12 responses to “Parenting Tip #12 Teach Your Child to Cheat

  1. After reading that I was transported back in time and it felt like I just got a familiar lecture from my mom…

    Win or go home. And – no crying.

  2. Lol, this is terrible.

  3. rivkahwrites

    OMG – this is so bad – and I love it!

    http://www.rivkahwrites.wordpress.com

  4. And when they fail, it’s important to reinforce their lack of success by noting the old adage: “Daddy drinks because you cry.” It’s vital to identify yourself as their victim before they’re old enough to claim that label for themselves! Very important. Heh.

  5. Paul

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  6. LOL. Nice. I’m sure this is good advice, it has to be.

  7. lviss

    EITHER YOU STARTED THE BLOG LATE OR I WAS BORN TOO EARLY . I HAVE A GRANDSON . DO YOU HAVE ANY GRANDPARENTING TRIP.
    BTW I SAW UR NAME IN DORAZS BLOG . WANTED TO HAVE A LOOK IN . I MIGHT AS WELL STAY BACK FORT A WHILE.

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