Parenting Tip # 22 Never Let Your Children Beat You During Family Fun Time

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Nothing ruins Friday Family Game night like your child winning the game and trying to show you up. What little power they posses they will try and wield against you. Tear down their dreams of victory right away by still showing them who’s boss. If they beat you using a video game system, tear it out of the wall and throw it into the street, and start whacking it with a baseball bat. If the child beat you at a board game, tear it into a million pieces and say “Who’s the winner now you little B&$#%!”

Giving your child an inferiority complex is imperative, as a parent we must ensure that their self-esteem is just as low as Mommy’s. The only time Daddy feels like a man is when he beats his children at some stupid game that doesn’t really matter in life, but that small victory is what keeps Daddy alive, his 9-5 job really sucks, his car (that constantly brakes down) really sucks, and suicide really sounds good when he comes home to three screaming kids. Teach them that winning is everything and that when Daddy has finished a fifth of Jack Daniels he better be the winner.

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4 responses to “Parenting Tip # 22 Never Let Your Children Beat You During Family Fun Time

  1. LVISS

    THREATENING THEM WITH DIRE CONSEQUENCES IF THEY WIN AGAIN WILL SETTLE THE ISSUE ONCE FOR ALL . THEY WILL STOP PLAYING ANY GAMES.

  2. Sidney Cooke

    Reminds me of the Chess Club at mumble College, University of mumble.

    The first match they played, they lost every game. The second match, likewise. At this point they promised themselves that they would never lose another game, ever again.

    A fifth of whiskey is just a warm-up round for them.

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