Teaching your child how to ride a bike is a time-honored tradition and also a major pain in the ass. The first time daddy takes off the training wheels and teaches their child how to balance is a memory the child will look back on forever. So it is necessary to give them something to talk about in therapy because this day would not be complete unless the child is emotionally scarred. When your child looks up at you and says, “Daddy, I’m scared.” Remember this is the moment you let go of the bike and let them fall flat on their face. Also it’s important to make sure you teach them how to ride the bike on a busy street this will help them pick up biking faster because it’s ride or die. When on coming traffic approaches they need to pedal as fast as they can. Also the bigger the incline the better. Important follow up tip: Protective gear is for pussies, helmets and pads should be left on the shelf in the garage, unless Mommy comes home early.