Have you ever put soap in your child’s mouth? Well when Mommy’s dinner tastes like crap soap isn’t really all that effective. After inserting soap into the mouth of my oldest son, he looked up and said “Wow! That’s at least got (insert swear word he used the first time which was the reason he is receiving the soap, let me give you a hint: starts with F) fruity flavor!” The most important part of the tip is do not laugh when they are swearing, no matter how cute it is to see a 5-year-old drop the F bomb especially with alliteration like F*@#kin Fruity Flavor. But remember when in punishment mode do not show signs that swearing is acceptable or humorous. Back to the soap in mouth part, so the little bastard drops the F bomb again while I am inserting soap. And I say that’s why I am putting soap in your (I drop F bomb with a spice of ing) mouth to begin with! Why would you say it again? The child’s response “Yeah! It tastes good! Can we do that again?” I responded “Only if you say, ‘Please sir can I have another?'” I love when disciplining your child blows up in your face and instead of the child learning a lesson you discover mommy needs cooking lesson.