Parenting Tip # 56 Never Talk to your Child, Always Yell at Them…..

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Many parenting tips suggest talking to your child, like getting down to their level and asking something of them in a nice pleasant tone. As a parent Daddy will try anything once, just to see if it works. So the other day I asked my son in the nicest way possible to go upstairs and clean his room. My son looked at me and said, “No. Not gonna do it.” This sent Daddy into a fit of raged and I quickly yelled at the top of my lungs, “Go the f@#$ upstairs and clean your f#@%in room” My son didn’t hesitate, he ran faster then fugitive running from the police. At this moment I realized getting down to their level and asking them to do something nicely is a sign of weakness, as well as a complete waste of time. Now I just shout commands at them, this ensures things get done quickly. Yelling at your child teaches them the importance of urgency and possibly that their home life is a living hell.

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5 responses to “Parenting Tip # 56 Never Talk to your Child, Always Yell at Them…..

  1. Finally a site with some humor:) Love, love, the way you look at things. I will be back.

  2. Your site is very funny. I like it a lot. I have a humor site as well and would like to exchange links with you. Let me know.

    Jason

  3. Yea I was yelling some at my kids the other day and they looked at me like I had lost my mind and still ignored me. So I totally lost it with the I am sick and tired of picking up your shit routine, I told them I was done with all of them and my name wasn’t Margaret the F*%$#ing maid. I proceeded to go upstairs to the privacy of my room and slammed the door. When i finally came back downstairs 30 minutes later the living room and dining room were clean and they behaved like angels the rest of the night

  4. I’m laughing… so hard… .LOL… Thank you!

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