Parenting Tip # 60 Little Snitches Get Stitches Too

It annoys Daddy to no end when my children talk to me to begin with, but when they use that time to tell on each other, it sets Daddy threw roof. Tattle tailing children will grow up will no social skills because they are always looking for someone else to solve their problems. We all know those types of people today and they’re the ones you want to smash in the face with a Louisville slugger. Daddy teaches his children that “Snitches Get Stitches.” A saying my children love cause Daddy made it fun for them by singing it as a rhyme. Daddy tried making another rhyme like tattle tails might not go to jail but they have no friends cause they are pussies, the kids didn’t like that one to much. But I try to teach my children to spread the word for the greater good, when we go to the park now and a child says they are telling on them this set my children into stealth mode and they will go to extremes to prevent that child from snitching. It’s cute cause they chant “Snitches gets stitches.” As they kick the child in the spine.

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4 responses to “Parenting Tip # 60 Little Snitches Get Stitches Too

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  2. dean sloniger

    I always figured “snitches get fined, and get off without doing time” but a kick to the spine plus stiches to sniches could cause the time and fine to move up the line to the supervision type units

  3. Daddy tried making another rhyme like tattle tails might not go to jail but they have no friends cause they are pussies, the kids didn’t like that one to much. BWAAAAHHH! 🙂

  4. Heather Barlow

    Have you ever considered that you are possibly teaching your child to lie. It may seem like your kid is telling you something that is not a big deal, but it is to them. Your little tattle teller could one day be the kid brave enough to stop a bully, the adult who stops a crime, tattling may be annoying, but it is NOT bad.

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