About

I am a 27 year old father of three. My first born is 9 so do the math….. I have been a parent for almost 10 years and they all seem to be still living so I can’t be doing that bad of a job….

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46 responses to “About

  1. rachael

    I’m right behind you… just turned 27, and my kid is turning 8 next month. LOVE LOVE LOVE the blog, I’m putting you on my blogroll if that’s okay πŸ™‚ I figure if it makes my MIL choke, its all good!

  2. your website is quite funny and we can’t believe you are our age and have three kids. wild. keep writing, it eeez good stuff.

    • fkdupdad

      Thank you. I am glad you enjoyed it…. Yeah. I try not to believe I have three kids too sometimes… JK….. Thank you again..

  3. Twenty-seven and three kids? My, you’ve been busy!

    At least you’ll never be too old to enjoy them.

    Peace!

  4. rivkahwrites

    hey – you’ll be a young grandmother, like me; I’m 43 and my grandson’s 1!

  5. rivkahwrites

    Hi again – please link to my blog, http://www.rivkahwrites.wordpress.com – I’m going to link to yours too!

  6. aunt angie

    LOVE IT! And here I am with my blog, being a total dork by writing advice that I’m sure my tween niece will merely scoff at anyway… I think your approach is much more helpful. Go Go fkdupdad!

  7. Genius. And that’s all I have to say.

  8. sgottahurt

    Enjoy the blog! This is exactly how I was raised and I turned out fine. I’ll let some of my buddies know about this blog because their kids are ruining their lives. Some might say children are a gift, but I say a gift is something you can return for store credit!

  9. justanotherjen

    What’s so crazy about having 3 kids at 27? I had 3 but they were younger…3, 2 and 1 years old. By 29 I had 4 kids.
    Anyway…hilarious blog. Love the tips on choosing a favorite. My almost 9yo agrees that the favorite would be the youngest (who is 3). Now to find her a crown and sash, lol.

  10. lviss

    A NICE BLOG YOU HAVE . ONLY YOUR BLOG NAME TWISTS THE TONGUE . I AM PRACTISING TO PRONOUNCE IT PROPERLY FK….

  11. This is hilarious! I can’t wait to read the blog “Messed Up Kids.” πŸ˜€

    • @lauradee24 Thank you I am glad you like it… I don’t think my kids will have a blog, more like a therapist.. JK… I am glad you like it though…

  12. R. G. Maines

    I think you’re channeling my mother… LOL
    Thanks for your comment on my blog. πŸ˜‰

  13. mykidcandance

    Link Exchange.. let’s exchange links!
    URL: http://www.mykidcandance.com
    TITLE: My Kid Can Dance

    I’m putting yours on my site.

  14. melissa

    i too am a parent of 3 at 27 years old, mine are 4, and 2 year old twins…love the advice:)

  15. never figgered out what caused the first one, didja? As most parents of preschoolers will tell you, abstinence is good.

  16. KJ Walker

    This is so funny! What a great blog idea! I write a blog that is on football and gifts which is also a strange twist. Check it out and let me know if you like it. I suspect that the “Matt Cassel” post is totally your style. It isn’t a recent post, but you can find it under “June 2009”. Again, thanks for the laughs!

  17. Great site. I look forward to looking around and reading more!

  18. It’s refreshing to find another parent who can look at child rearing through sarcasm coated glasses. My new mantra for my kids is “everyone says ‘I want to be successful’ when I grow up, but how many people say ‘I want to be mediocre’? See, now you ARE special!”

    Thanks for the laughs!

  19. forsythkid

    Nice blog. Keep up the good work.

  20. Holy shit I think I just peed my pants. My kids think I’ve finally flipped my wig, sitting here laughing at a screen.

    [Of course I’m ignoring them while surfing your blog… they need to learn to entertain themselves.]

    JC on a pogo stick, you are one funny man.

  21. Rj

    i have been cracking up for the past 15 mins.

  22. Hey, I am at the other end of the scale… I am a 38 year old father of one. The looks are gone, the energy is fading fast and I contemplate at least once a day how much I would get for my kid on ebay…
    Nice blog.

  23. Beelzebubba

    I stumbled upon your site while searching for info about Children’s Benadryl (for a sick cat). I’ve laughed so hard that my ribs are hurting!

    My mom had my sister at 17 and me at 20 (then had her tubes tied a few weeks later). Like my mom always says, “Kids don’t come with an owner’s manual…you make it up as you go along!”

    Keep it up!

  24. Dang! I got it all wrong…I let my daughter beat me in scrabble! @http://experiencefatherhood.blogspot.com/2009/10/fatherhood-is-breeze.html

    I just found your tips today and I messed up tip#22 big time.

    Love your parenting tips and would follow your blog and link it right now.

    Please link to my fatherhood adventures, too. http://www.experiencefatherhood.blogspot.com

  25. You are so funny! I am glad I found your site.

  26. Okay! I must be tired because I just realized you are serious! OMG! Well, at least your kids won’t be the spoiled rotten, disrespectful, incapable, selfish kids that seem to be sprouting everywhere from enabling parents that ARE way too nice and permissive and don’t realize they are raising emotionally stunted children that don’t know they can do it for themselves because their parents never give them the chance, from making friends to deciding how to spend their free time!

    The profanity is not my favorite part as I have seen far too many kids in school imitate their parents’ foul mouths, but at least you let them know you are not f#$*ng around!

    You Go Dad!!!!

  27. So glad I stumbled upon this blog! This is like watching Real Housewives of New Jersey… all of a sudden I don’t feel so bad about myself.

  28. Rob Johnsen is turning 40, and just became the father of a beautiful baby girl. His blog is http://www.40yearoldfirsttimedad.com, which is dedicated to narrating the first few years of his daughter’s life and the hilarious and touching experiences of a first-time father. Please consider linking to the site; and let us know if you do so what we can link back to you! If you have any questions, feel free to contact Rob at rjohnsen@me.com. Thank you!

  29. I love your site! I alwasy wanted to be a “bad advice” columnist for parents. I actually write down some of the screwed up things I do on my “Dear Nicholas and Your Future Therapist” blog. You seem like a kindred spirit.

  30. ARM

    These flashes of brilliance are moments I’m going to have to remember for the day that I have kids. I’m a firm believer that your kids have to think you’re just a little crazy… I’m pretty sure yours do! Nice job, Peter! *haha*

  31. I love your parenting tips!

  32. DDSaxy

    I can’t believe it took me over a year to read this after it was suggested by our coworker. As a 28 year old dad of two, I laughed my @#% off going through them! Good job!

    – Varnado

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